Elmo vs Kermit: DA BATTLE

' *This Is A Fanon Book. '

Chapter 1

"Wahh, I'm walking around. I'm Kermit and I'm poopin on the ground. And also on Elmo cause he is sound asleep." "Hey, I'm awake. Wha you talking about?" "Such a beautiful day. Time to sing in the most heavy metal way [turns on heavy metal and blasts it in Elmo's ears]."

KERMIT WON!

Chapter 2

"I'm a winner! I'm Kermit!" "WELL I'M THE REAL WINNER! I'M PRINCE BULLY [kicks Kermit]."

PRINCE BULLY WON!

Chapter 3

Elmo downloads Fandom. Gets blocked from every fandom for flaming:

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Chapter 4

Kermit tries to clean:

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Chapter 5

If nobody lives happily ever, I can't find any Prince Bully memes. BOOHOOHOOHOO.

"WAIT! IT'S NOT THE END YET! ELMO IS HAPPY!"

Chapter 6

Everybody:

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Chapter 7:

And that's memes in a book.